THE MYTH

All windows should be opened at the moment of death so that the soul can leave.

THE REALITY

I seriously doubt my ability to die and open windows at the same moment, my multi-tasking abilities extend only so far. I can't even hit the toilet when I'm really sleepy. I can however sing "Sunglasses at Night" while clipping my toenails, oddly this hasn't evolved into a money making venture. My ex-wife on the other hand is a genuine multi-tasker, quite capable of being both annoying and bitchy at the same time!

I wonder...?