THE MYTH
All windows should be opened at the moment of death so that the soul can leave.THE REALITY
I seriously doubt my ability to die and open windows at the same moment, my multi-tasking abilities extend only so far. I can't even hit the toilet when I'm really sleepy. I can however sing "Sunglasses at Night" while clipping my toenails, oddly this hasn't evolved into a money making venture. My ex-wife on the other hand is a genuine multi-tasker, quite capable of being both annoying and bitchy at the same time!I wonder...?
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Speaking of multi-tasking! Were you married to my ex-wife or was I married to yours?
I think this window business is a task that can be farmed out to someone who is... alive. And they'd be sure to help. After all, which would you rather put up with, a little heat loss or a ghost hanging around?
Oh, dear. I seem to be fairly adept at multi-tasking. I honestly don't know why dead people need open windows, though, so I wouldn't sweat it.:)
He lives.
I think all ex-wives attend special multi tasking workshops.
Multi-tasking and windows aside, I'm so glad to see you still blogging. You have been missed on BE.
maybe just to be on the safe side you should make sure that there is always an open window in whatever room you happen to be in at any given time... Although, if you live in a very cold climate, doing so could actually lead to the "moment of death"...
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