THE MYTH
"Cows lifting their tails is a sure sign rain is coming"
THE REALITY
Cows lifting their tails means waters-a-comin, but it ain't no rain.
Doppler radar seems to have stifled the need to observe bovine forecasters (I'm not talking about the girl on channel 7). Although Cow Forecasts have been proven 30% more accurate than Environment Canada, their questionable ties to Al-Queda and the Taliban make cow watching akin to supporting terrorism. For this reason one should use the less accurate but far more politically correct Wolverine method. And for God's sake don't be fooled by the moose!
3 comments:
That's probably why so many Oklahoma cities have been blown away by tornadoes. We have no wolverines or moose. We don't even have a channel 7. We have a lot of cow-watching but I don't think anyone is terrorized except maybe some cows.
wonder why you never: 1)post anymore, 2)answer your comments anymore, and 3)visit my blog anymore.
Hope you're not dead...
Another thing when cows lift their tails: It's a sure sign of ill winds!
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